Wednesday, January 19, 2005
Kenzie Watch: Day 12
What little street cred that Kenzie still possessed, most of it having been eradicated thanks to his being involved in Celebrity Big Brother, dressing up as a minstrel and teaching John McCririck slang, not forgetting the fact that he's a member of Blazin' Squad, vanished today as he, along with the other housemates, found himself performing a Salutation Dance to celebrate the sunrise this morning. We're no expert in the world of dancing, as anyone who has ever seen us in a nightclub will testify, but the moves of the Salutation Dance appeared to be heavily influenced by those performed by drunk old women to Agadoo. After performing this, both Kenzie and Jeremy, overwhelmed by the moment, went to hug a tree. This is worth mentioning as we believe that this is the first time they've been caught on camera getting wood together.
Kenzie still seems to be keeping a low-profile as we get closer and closer to the finishing post as that was the only incident of any real note. We do feel we should mention the doll task, however, as this provided an interesting insight. They were all asked to make dolls of themselves and were each invited into the diary room, whereupon questions were asked of the little versions of themselves. The point, as detailed in the task rules, was that these effigies were supposed to represent the housemates inner selves and so could communicate thoughts and feelings that the 'real' versions were unable, or unwilling, to divulge. Kenzie's doll was clearly intended to represent his deeply hidden masculine, heterosexual side, being based around that of a caveman and was even in possession of a beard, something that is still many years away for the real Kenzie. Jeremy's inner self, on the other hand, was gay and had a crush on Jason Donovan. Point proven, we feel.
If you want Kenzie to be a winner then you can dial 09011 32 33 07 or text VOTE KENZIE to 84444, but bear in mind that this will only make him a winner in terms of Big Brother, to make him a winner in the real world will require a hell of a lot more than a phone-call.
