Thursday, January 20, 2005
Kenzie Watch: Day 13
There's no better way to start the day than with a nice refreshing shower. Well, that's not strictly true, we can think of at least five better ways - and none of them involve cornflakes - but it's definitely a pretty god way to see in the morning, even if it's lacking in a certain something. Kenzie undoubtedly agrees, and decided to add that extra sparkle to his cleansing arrangements by showering with the person he'd most like to see semi-naked and soapy, Jeremy. As if that wasn't enough to essentially confirm everything we've said over the last couple of weeks, he compounded this act by not staring at his feet and refusing to make any sort of eye-contact or communicate in anyway with his partner, which is the normal state of affairs for heterosexual men in a shared shower situation lest you catch sight of something you shouldn't, but instead stood discussing boxer shorts with Jeremy. "My white ones", announced Jeremy referring to the pants he was wearing and their condition when wet, "are completely see through". He was quite correct, they were, and it certainly gave Kenzie an excuse to stare at his bum upon being informed of this.
Having satiated certain appetites during his shower, Kenzie found himself searching for mental satisfaction, and so it was that he found himself challenging Bez to a game of Chess, and we believe that "challenging" was probably the right word to use here. Surely the last time a pair of mental giants such as these tussled over a black and white checked board was when Kasparov tried to give Deep Blue a run for it's money. While they were locked in mental conflict, Jeremy found himself taking part in an individual task where he had to drop the names of 6 songs by a certain pop group into normal conversation, a task he successfully completed. Who'd have thought that Queen knowledge would have come so easily to him?
Clearly Jeremy's bum was still floating around Kenzie's young mind as he found himself unable to sleep until he'd dealt with certain frustrations which were playing heavily on him. This wasn't actually shown on the highlights show (and thanks to White Noise Maker for the link), but as the housemates went to bed, at around about 2 in the morning, Kenzie found his hand snaking under the covers to provide a little relief from the pressure he was under. Alas, Jeremy was disturbed, perhaps in more ways than one, though given his behaviour we doubt that, and told him to stop. Perhaps this was down to high moral standards, or perhaps it was because Jeremy wanted him to remain as wound up as a watch spring so that all manner of things can be got up to upon their release from the house. We can only speculate.
If you'd like to reduce Kenzie's need to hawk stolen car radios down the pub then all you need to do to help him win the prize money is to dial 09011 32 33 07 or text VOTE KENZIE to 84444.
