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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Church of the Poison Mind 

So, not only is Charlotte Church riding high in the hit parade with her 'debut' - in the sense that it's the first time she's done anything that people outside of your Gran and the Pope might want to buy - single, but she's also, thanks to some cheeky paparazzi snaps, apparently been offered a lingerie modeling contract, something which she certainly won't be making a half-arsed job of. Arf. With all this going on, you'd be forgiven for thinking that all is rosy in the life of the Welsh wonderkid teen, but could there be something altogether more unpleasant lurking under the surface? Is Crazy Chick less a rollicking little pop song and more a cry for help? In short, is Charlotte Church clinically insane? Let's find out, shall we?

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