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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

10 Things We State About... 

The Manic Street Preachers are back! Not only did they nearly get to number one at the weekend, but they've come back with an album that's nearly as good as what they used to do. To celebrate here are ten entirely true and in no way made up facts about the band that might nearly be amusing:-
  1. James Dean Bradfield has recently concluded his mission to eat every single meat and pastry product in the world. When asked why he attempted this feat he replied explaining that it was so that when anyone ever asked him again "Who ate all the pies?" he would be able to reply, with no small measure of pride in his voice, "I did. I ate all the pies".
  2. Despite their well-read, literary reputation, Nicky Wire only owns one book; The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations.
  3. In reality, motorcycles aren't empty. They're actually full of the metal bits which make it go.
  4. Sean Moore collects gadgets. This might not seem very interesting, but bear in mind that he is the drummer, so we've got to take what we can.
  5. The novelisation of their Holy Bible album is somewhat disappointing and appears to bear little or no relevance to the original piece.
  6. Before settling down to start work on the new album, James and Nicky decided to try their hands at bird rearing. Nicky brought his dove round to James' flat but, no matter how hard they tried, the bird simply wouldn't breed. Exasperated, Sean eventually tried to explain to them what the problem was: "Nicky", he began, in a polite yet terse manner, "Your dove alone is not enough".
  7. Due to continual shoplifting, all the Manics are banned from being within a 25 metre radius of the No. 7 make-up counter in all branches of Boots nationwide.
  8. Libraries don't give us power. They give us books. Which do, admittedly, burn quite well.
  9. Richey James Edwards has held the title of Welsh Hide and Seek Champion since 1995 and shows no signs whatsoever of giving up his title. Or, indeed, any signs full stop.
  10. You Stole The Sun From My Heart really is the absolute nadir of their career.

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