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Thursday, September 15, 2005

Don't You Know That She's Dropped It? 

In what is undoubtedly the most momentous news story since "Posh Boy Celebrates Birthday", Britney Spears has gone into hospital, been sliced where it's least likely to show when wearing a pair of hipsters, and popped out a baby. It's one of the boy persuasion, which is handy given that she's already got one of those, namely Kevin. Of course, nature abhors a vacuum - which is why the career of Jenny Frost seems unlikely to go anywhere fast - so once the speculation of when she was going to give birth disappeared, it was immediately replaced by a discussion of what the kid's going to be called. We're not quite sure what his surname is going to be - we'd prefer it to be Spears, but on the other hand, he could be taking his daddy's name: maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Federline - but even with that handicap, we still figured we'd throw our oar in and help her out with a few suggestions of our own:-