Friday, December 24, 2004
Merry Christmas, Everybody
Let's have a sing-a-long shall we? Join in if you know the words.
You know Nadine and Sarah
Cheryl and Kimmy
Those pretty young ladies
Who are always so skinny
But do you recall
The most fabulous pop star of all...?
(A-one-two-three-four)
Nicola the red haired pop star
Had a very shiny mane
But you probably never saw it
As she was cut out of the video again
All of the other members
Used to laugh and make V signs
They never let poor Nicola
Get a single solo line
Then one foggy outdoor gig
Their manager came to say
"Nicola, with your hair so bright
Won't you sing the lead tonight?"
Then all the members loved her
And they shouted out with glee
"Nicola the red haired pop star
You'll go down in history!"
Ahem. That's it from us for 2004, we'll be back in the new year with everything you've come to expect from us, and by "Everything you've come to expect", we mean exactly the same jokes we used last year, but with the names changed. Until then, thanks for visiting and have a very merry Christmas.
You know Nadine and Sarah
Cheryl and Kimmy
Those pretty young ladies
Who are always so skinny
But do you recall
The most fabulous pop star of all...?
(A-one-two-three-four)
Nicola the red haired pop star
Had a very shiny mane
But you probably never saw it
As she was cut out of the video again
All of the other members
Used to laugh and make V signs
They never let poor Nicola
Get a single solo line
Then one foggy outdoor gig
Their manager came to say
"Nicola, with your hair so bright
Won't you sing the lead tonight?"
Then all the members loved her
And they shouted out with glee
"Nicola the red haired pop star
You'll go down in history!"
Ahem. That's it from us for 2004, we'll be back in the new year with everything you've come to expect from us, and by "Everything you've come to expect", we mean exactly the same jokes we used last year, but with the names changed. Until then, thanks for visiting and have a very merry Christmas.
