Friday, December 19, 2003
All New Thoughts of the Pops
Yes, it may be all new and a bit rubbish, but that doesn't mean that we still can't learn from TotP. lets see what nuggets of knowledge entered our brain this week...
- Jenny from Atomic Kitten has no shame. Though to be fair, we kinda already knew this due to the fact that she's in Atomic Kitten
- Tony Dortie would do a better job presenting than Tim Kash
- Gary Jules' taste in hats is somewhat dubious
- Big polystyrene snowflakes never look anything but rubbish
- Seriously, even Avid Merrion would probably be a better presenter than Tim Kash
- The Cheeky Girls' Christ song appears to be a paean to casual Xmas sex with your Granpapa. Though it is still not as tacky as The Darkness' effort
- The new Blazin' Squad video involves all ten of them dancing around in a room. Again. Of course this is in contrast to their other style of video which involves all ten of them dancing around outside.
- Hell, even we could do a better job of presenting than Tim Kash
- Alicia Keys shops in the same dodgy hat emporium as Gary Jules
- Shane Richie is somehow at number 4 in the charts, despite Children in Need being weeks ago. Some people are clearly very sick in the head.
- Kelly Osbourne found it upsetting as she talked about her and her dad being at number one. We know the feeling.
