Saturday, June 16, 2007
Spears of Destiny
So, we hear that Britney Spears is thinking about calling her new album OMG Is Like Lindsay Lohan Like OK Like.
This. Must. Happen.
It's part of a selection of titles she's considering, including Dignity - is this the first time Britney's copied Hilary, rather than the other way around? - Down Boy - is this the first time Britney or, indeed, anyone as copied Holly Valance, rather than the other way around - Integrity and What if The Joke is On You, which seems to be the equivalent of trying to win a debate by going "Aaaaah" instead of coming up with a structured argument. As Britney is a very busy pop star and is currently spending the bulk of her time letting her hair grow back, she doesn't have the time to make the decision herself, which is why she's opened up the decision making process to her fans, or at least those fans who are dedicated enough to be a member of her fan club.
We're not members of her fan club ourselves, mainly because they charge you $30 and they don't even give you a free t-shirt, let alone a membership card, decoder ring and a furry, googly eyed Britney badge, but we strongly urge any of you who have more disposable income than us to sign up immediately and cast your vote for the Lohan title. It would clearly be the single greatest moment ever in music history, if not the entirety of history itself. And it has the added benefit that it could lead to an escalation of tensions between the pair of them, with Lindsay following it up by releasing an album called Hey, Chromedome, Go Back to Your Trailer Park You Twice Divorced Hussy and Britney then hitting back with Look Firecrotch. At Least I Wasn't in Herbie Full Loaded and so on, ad infinitum.
Mind you, that would involve the Lohan - who we do, we must point out, adore - releasing another album, so maybe it's not such a good idea after all.
This. Must. Happen.
It's part of a selection of titles she's considering, including Dignity - is this the first time Britney's copied Hilary, rather than the other way around? - Down Boy - is this the first time Britney or, indeed, anyone as copied Holly Valance, rather than the other way around - Integrity and What if The Joke is On You, which seems to be the equivalent of trying to win a debate by going "Aaaaah" instead of coming up with a structured argument. As Britney is a very busy pop star and is currently spending the bulk of her time letting her hair grow back, she doesn't have the time to make the decision herself, which is why she's opened up the decision making process to her fans, or at least those fans who are dedicated enough to be a member of her fan club.
We're not members of her fan club ourselves, mainly because they charge you $30 and they don't even give you a free t-shirt, let alone a membership card, decoder ring and a furry, googly eyed Britney badge, but we strongly urge any of you who have more disposable income than us to sign up immediately and cast your vote for the Lohan title. It would clearly be the single greatest moment ever in music history, if not the entirety of history itself. And it has the added benefit that it could lead to an escalation of tensions between the pair of them, with Lindsay following it up by releasing an album called Hey, Chromedome, Go Back to Your Trailer Park You Twice Divorced Hussy and Britney then hitting back with Look Firecrotch. At Least I Wasn't in Herbie Full Loaded and so on, ad infinitum.
Mind you, that would involve the Lohan - who we do, we must point out, adore - releasing another album, so maybe it's not such a good idea after all.
Labels: Album, britney spears, Lindsay Lohan, News
