Talent in a Previous Life

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

News Justin 

Americans! Not content with merely bringing it back, Justin Timberlake, much in the manner of an old Victorian showman who's just taken delivery of an unusually large monkey, will soon be taking sexy all over the US as he kicks off the second leg of his tour of North America's favourite industry sponsored enormodomes. And along with the sexy, he'll no doubt throw in a few crotch grabs, high pitched squeals, and some ballads that go on just a bit too long for good measure. Justin will also be performing 'in the round' which, if our experience of similar events is anything to go by, means that you'll be spending a large part of your time staring at the back of Justin's head. Here are the dates:-

August 6 - Memphis, TN - FedEx Forum
August 7 - Atlanta, GA - Gwinnett Center
August 10 - Boston, MA - TD Banknorth Garden
August 13 - East Rutherford, NJ -Continental Airlines Arena
August 15 - New York, NY - Madison Square Garden
August 18 - Montreal - Bell Centre
August 20 - Toronto - Air Canada Centre
August 25 - Winnipeg - MTS Centre
September 1 - Las Vegas, NV - Mandalay Bay
September 5 - Vancouver - GM Place
September 7 - Portland, OR - Rose Garden
September 8 - Tacoma, WA - Tacoma Dome
September 10 - Sacramento, CA - ARCO Arena
September 12 - San Jose, CA - HP Pavilion
September 16 - Los Angeles, CA - Staples Center

Anyone considering attending is advised that with that much sexy going around, all sorts of shenanigans can take place. We're not saying that a descent into a bacchanalian orgy is guaranteed but, well, we'd suggest wearing your good underwear, just in case. And clothes that you don't mind getting dirty. Or are wipe clean.