Thursday, January 13, 2005
Kenzie Watch: Day 6
Sending Jackie Stallone into the Big Brother house may not prove to be the producers best idea in the world as while it's undoubtedly put a cat amongst the pigeons, it's also turned the housemate's thoughts towards buggering off and getting the hell out of there as fast as their little legs can carry them. Brigitte was the first to express this thought in the Diary Room, unsurprisingly she's not exactly keen to spend two weeks locked up with her mother-in-law. Next up to suggest to BB that he was thinking about packing his bags was Jeremy, who was concerned that next Rachel Stevens might be brought in for a performance, but as her new single is apparently all kinds of excellence, he'd soon have been eating his words. Alas, none of them had the balls to carry through this threat and so it was left to Germaine, who was pissed off with what she saw as bullying of John, to stand up for herself, pack her suitcase and wave goodbye to the circus, and off she went in a harrumphity huff, harrumph, harrumph, harrumph.
Kenzie seemed quite upset at her departure, telling her as she packed her case "You've worked a lot harder than anyone else.", which made her feel a bit weepy. "What have I done?", he added "I ain't done jack!", which is true, and he's yet to do Jeremy either.
Despite the potential for a trio taking off, Germaine's leaving seemed to disavow the others of the notion. While Brigitte is undoubtedly still nursing thoughts of returning to the real world, Jeremy seems to have entirely forgotten about his thoughts in that direction, something which we're sure has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that with Germaine out of the picture, he's been able to take her bed, which just so happens to be right next to Kenzie's. He also took the time this afternoon to get Kenzie - and Bez as well for that matter - all hot and sweaty. This was, however, in the lounge area, rather than the bedroom, and was a result of Jeremy leading the two of them in an exercise regime.
With all the drama over Jackie's entry and Germaine's exit, our Kenzie found himself somewhat out of the spotlight today, his main highlight came when Big Brother finally caved in and gave John the Diet Coke which he craved so much. John put it in the alcohol fridge, which Big Brother is able to lock, to cool down while he went off to have a shower, presumably with thoughts of cold, refreshing, black fizzyness dancing through his head while he lathered his unmentionables. Kenzie decided that, as he had the key, it would be hilarious if they were to lock the fridge and encourage John to think it was Big Brother that had done it. This they did and, unsurprisingly, once John returned and discovered he was unable to get his sweaty mitts on his precious black gold he promptly marched into the diary room to demand he be given access to his fizzy pop, only for Big Brother to deny all knowledge of the scheme. On leaving the room to the laughter of the others, he promptly went into a major rage, saying "It's not funny, practical jokes aren't funny. Are you think and stupid, all of you?!", which would no doubt have been more aggressive and intimidating if it wasn't for the fact that he had two bits of toilet paper stuck to his top lip where he cut himself shaving.
