Sunday, January 23, 2005
Kenzie Watch: Day 15
Big Brother started Kenzie's day off by giving him an individual task to carry out. He was given a minature digital camera and told to go out and take paprazzi style shots of the housemates without anyone noticing. As Kenzie is, of course, a young heterosexual male living in a house containing a supermodel and a tall, blonde, Amazonian icon he was quite excited by this task and promptly went off to take some snaps of Jeremy in the jacuzzi. Unfortunately his over-excitement at this task proved to be his downfall as, other than the pic of himself, he failed to get a clear picture of any of the housemates, preferring instead to concentrate on providing visual evidence of the fact he posesses fingertips.
The housemates were later given bizarre and useless items which they had to think of a point for, then attempt to sell via the "Big Brother Shopping Channel". Kenzie was unable to think of a purpose for his so, as he often does in times of crisis, boredom and sexual frustration, turned towards Jeremy for help. He decided that Kenzie's item, a Cordless Flange Shifter, was, in fact, an Ugly Bird Detector which would flash should the owner be somewhat worse for wear and attempt to chat up a less than attractive lady in a nightclub, Jeremy clearly being happy to supply Kenzie with anything that might keep him away from females.
If you want to make Kenzie's mother proud of him for the first time in her life, then why not make him the winner by dialing 09011 32 33 07 or texting KENZIE to 84444.
