Thursday, March 25, 2004
Sexy, Everything About You So, Etc.
FHM has just published their annual list of the 100 Sexiest Women in the World. Unsurprisingly Nicola Roberts is number one, though there appears to be a misprint as they've managed to misspell "Nicola Roberts" as "Britney Spears", but we're sure that'll be sorted out before the mag goes to press. Other pop positions of note and, indeed, ones that actually exist, include:-
- Rachel Stevens at number 2, showing that her fans still love her flashing her flesh, even if that hasn't exactly translated into record sales. Perhaps the next album she releases should be of the photo variety.
- Jenny Frost somehow managing to scrape in at 68, making her the most attractive of the Atmoic Kitten girls, though to be fair this is a little like being the sexiest Mother Theresa look-a-like. It may be true, but it isn't exactly something to be proud of.
- Jordan, despite the threat of her potential pop career, entering the top ten at number 8, proving that it doesn't matter how much you look like Dean Gaffney, as long as you get a boob job and spend some time in the jungle wearing few clothes, the 14 yo average FHM reader will still think you're sexy, despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary. This may be something for the real Dean Gaffney to consider.
- Dido featuring at number 89. Oh for fuck's sake.
