Wednesday, November 19, 2003
My Eyes Have Spleen The Glory
The wound has been reopened, a hand has delved in and yes! The TiaPL Spleen is once again here and ready to clear up your pop related confusion. Here's this weeks first question.
Dear Spleenie (since everyone in Oz gets a nickname)...Can you tell me where Rabbit put the keys, girl? And why does the man with golden gun think he knows so much? Tori Amos couldn't work it out and neither can I!
CFB
Your rabbit ate your keys, beliving them to be a new type of metallic based carrot. Rabbits are not very bright, though your lettuce shaped key-ring probably had a major part in it's confusion. You may wish to inspect it's droppings to see if it has excreted it, though I wouldn't bother unless you'd heard it screaming in pain as it tried to excrete something sharp and pointy through something small and narrow.
As for, the man with the golden gun, anyone that carries around a gun made of gold, a notoriously bad material for firearms and other explosive devices, clearly knows very little, so anything he claims to know is clearly nonsense to a similar degree as saying "Wow, Britney is really pushing back musical boundaries on her new album".
Thanks Spleen! We've just got time for one more:-
Dear TiaPL Spleen,
Who let the dogs out......?
ChrisP
Tommi's management
That's all from the Spleen for this week, as he has to return to doing important internal organ based work. He'll be back next week though with more of his answers to your pop questions. If you have a question for the Spleen then e-mail it to us at talentinapreviouslife@hotmail.com or leave it in the comment box below. Please note that we do not reccommend removing your own spleen. Surgery of this kind is extremely dangerous and should only carried out by trained professionals or those in possession of a sharp knife.
Dear Spleenie (since everyone in Oz gets a nickname)...Can you tell me where Rabbit put the keys, girl? And why does the man with golden gun think he knows so much? Tori Amos couldn't work it out and neither can I!
CFB
Your rabbit ate your keys, beliving them to be a new type of metallic based carrot. Rabbits are not very bright, though your lettuce shaped key-ring probably had a major part in it's confusion. You may wish to inspect it's droppings to see if it has excreted it, though I wouldn't bother unless you'd heard it screaming in pain as it tried to excrete something sharp and pointy through something small and narrow.
As for, the man with the golden gun, anyone that carries around a gun made of gold, a notoriously bad material for firearms and other explosive devices, clearly knows very little, so anything he claims to know is clearly nonsense to a similar degree as saying "Wow, Britney is really pushing back musical boundaries on her new album".
Thanks Spleen! We've just got time for one more:-
Dear TiaPL Spleen,
Who let the dogs out......?
ChrisP
Tommi's management
That's all from the Spleen for this week, as he has to return to doing important internal organ based work. He'll be back next week though with more of his answers to your pop questions. If you have a question for the Spleen then e-mail it to us at talentinapreviouslife@hotmail.com or leave it in the comment box below. Please note that we do not reccommend removing your own spleen. Surgery of this kind is extremely dangerous and should only carried out by trained professionals or those in possession of a sharp knife.
