Friday, October 31, 2003
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In what is rapidly becoming a regular feature, here's what we learnt by watching Top of the Pops tonight.
- Liberty X have clearly heard Dirrrty on a number of occasions. We also finally discovered what it is the boys in the band do; they sing the lines that we originally thought were sung by the girls.
- When Mark Ronson goes "Ooh", we go "Wee".
- For reasons best known to himself, Ronan Keating has decided to go through the career door marked "Piss-poor Bryan Adams".
- While Obie Trice beleives in the importance of regular dental checks and good oral hygeine, his sidekick however only believes in the importance of pies.
- The new single by Miss-Teeq is nowhere near as good as Scandalous.
- There is absolutely no reason for the music carreer of Stacie Orrico.
- Blue have a new single out, though they failed to explain why.
- Fatman Scoop is number one. Oh, for fucks sake.
